the opposite of accurate

This is what yesterday's horoscope said:

Romantic dreams are in the air, and you have every chance of making them come true. That come-hither look is really meant for you, so don't be shy.

This is what today's horoscope said:

Solidify romantic attachments and seek long-term commitments. New contacts might prove to be exceedingly helpful.

Hmmm. If only romance was as much in the forefront as these horoscopes suggest. But doesn't there typically have to be an interested guy in the picture before there can be romance? Sigh. I admit, it certainly would be nice if there was a guy in the picture right now...especially if he looked like this:

Where I am: Lebanon, KY
What I'm reading: The World Without Us by Alan Weisman


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