A recipe for distraction

I think I've found a recipe to cure sentimental sadness:

One semi-muddled tired mind
One strong demanding boss
Two knuckles, banged into a doorjam
Two fingers burned by too-hot oatmeal
Two pages of to-do list
One adorable baby
One amusing find on Facebook

Mix ingredients together in whatever order you'd like, and prepare to be distracted from whatever might be weighing heavy on your heart that day.

Recommended for ex-anniversaries and other dates that could be potentially hazardous to your emotional health if dwelled upon.

Where I am: Lancaster, PA